Mahi-Mahi Guestbook - 2005

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Thanks Erna!
Webmaster
- Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 23:17:12 (EST)

nice site!!!
Erna Gale <ernagaleee@gmail.com>
- Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 17:02:41 (EST)

All your base are belong to us!
Zig <japaniswierd.jp>
- Monday, November 28, 2005 at 16:48:42 (EST)

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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- Monday, November 28, 2005 at 16:46:11 (EST)

"Never Eat A Clown Fish, They Taste Funny"
EP
- Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 11:43:07 (EST)

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
B. Gates <Bill@microsoft.com>
- Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 22:08:13 (EST)

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work
EP
- Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 22:04:54 (EST)

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists
E. jr.
- Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 22:00:37 (EST)

HI!I`m begginer web master, I like you site very much, and I want to ask it, will you advise me how to built my own site? Your site is just very good, I wish I have site like this!Chris
Chris <Chris>
- Friday, November 25, 2005 at 09:45:19 (EST)

Hey boys and girls! nice site you have here! Like it very much! I`ll add it to bookmarks for sure! Kiss you all!Julia
Julia <Julia>
- Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 08:45:26 (EST)

nice site!!!
Lion King <lion.king@gmail.com>
- Friday, November 18, 2005 at 03:56:41 (EST)

Very good web site you have here. I`m glad to put my step on it :-) I`ll tell all my friends about it! Best wishes.Jane
Jane <Jane>
- Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 12:52:12 (EST)

hi
bethany jacoby <bethany@paradisevalley.com>
- Saturday, November 05, 2005 at 21:15:01 (EST)

Hurricanes suck, and I don't mean the Football Team.
Earl
- Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 21:23:00 (EDT)

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Earl
- Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 21:11:27 (EDT)

Crazy Frog
THE INSANITY TEST
- Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 07:47:52 (EDT)

http://web.archive.org/web/20011221211300/http://www.iqx.ionichost.com/other/instest.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20011221211300/http://www.iqx.ionichost.com/other/instest.html
- Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 07:47:06 (EDT)

Not another hurricane ...
Earl
- Monday, August 29, 2005 at 14:41:07 (EDT)

It is against the laws of nature for a redneck to drink beer from a bottle instead of can.
na
- Monday, August 22, 2005 at 20:03:13 (EDT)

I belong to P.E.T.A. - People Eating Tasty Animals
EP
- Monday, August 01, 2005 at 16:39:21 (EDT)

"A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party."
EP
- Saturday, June 04, 2005 at 14:28:42 (EDT)

Arg matey! Shiver me timbers and welcome!

-"ARRRR! Enjoy your life while it last matie, I'll be takin it soon! Plus sign thee guestbook, OR WALK THE PLANK!"
Pirate Kitty
- Friday, May 27, 2005 at 08:23:28 (EDT)

Aye, me maties...Back ere be from the depths o' Davy Jones locker...Be a might crowded der wit Mickey and Pete (Mike er not showed)Glad to be back amongst ya!!
Hans <www.wiseremarksII@mahigonenuts.com>
- Thursday, May 26, 2005 at 21:39:20 (EDT)

HI ..... I showed some kidz at school the website hope thats ok? .... Cya
Austin <RIOTERZ>
- Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 16:29:02 (EDT)

Sponge Bob ... Sponge Bob, is that you?
Oh no, my mistake, it's just Hans again.
Patrick
- Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 11:17:35 (EDT)

Oh, but the jellyfish was having a good day, I guess." So here I was, floating along the sea when this huge noise envelopes my very being. I noticed one of these damned funny-looking things usually seen hanging out by the shore (an area I try to avoid except for the occasional euroweenie wearing a speedo who deserves a blast) landing next to me. Not having any real muscular/skeletal system to utilize in the manner you readers are accustomed to, I find myself somehow pumping, pumping, pumping -Yes!! PUMPING every cell on my body, (and let me remind my body resembles a parachute with strings attached in order to get away). Suddenly, A huge orifice appears. "Is this negative gravity?" I asked myself. Before I could sting my ownself for wasting time on such an indeedly silly question,I was SUCKED into a chasm and ended up right on someone's...well, uhm..Oh. Read below. Us jellyfish do have a certain decorum we abide by. So, I did the only thing we jellies do. I stung. And stung. And stung. Oh, by the way, as a jellyfish, I can't even take credit for the sting. That belongs to the group of friends who hang out with me.Sure wish that euroweenie had back hair, I never should have made it that far south!!Since I used pumping and sucked in the same sea-life story, let me throw these in - slippery, soft, wet, salty, orifice, pulsating and breasts. OK, maybe "breasts" doesn't belong, but I like 'em and the worst that can happen is I get banned again.
Hans <wiseremarks@bellsouth.goober>
- Friday, May 20, 2005 at 21:28:15 (EDT)

HI all! Would love to see updated pics of the family!! Thanks............
Debbi Williams <virgo9648@aol.com>
- Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:40:58 (EDT)

SO YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY AT WORK?
A man was working as a salvage diver, not a scuba diver, but in a traditional, but up-to-date diving suit and helmet that was connected with a hose which pumped warm water into the suit to avoid deep-water chill. Within a few seconds of the dive, his butt started to burn. Here’s his story: “I pulled the hose out from my pack, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened: the hot-water machine had sucked up a jelly fish and pumped it into my suit. I don’t have any hair on my back, so the jelly fish couldn’t stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jelly fish into my butt. I informed the diving supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were not clear because he and five other divers were all laughing hysterically. “Needless to say, I aborted the dive. I had to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops for 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my dry-chamber decompression. “When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, through tears of laughter, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. “Sure enough the cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.” So if you are having a bad day at work, think how much worse it would be if you had a jelly fish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, “I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
Earl
- Friday, April 29, 2005 at 10:28:25 (EDT)

Hey Dave, I've got some pictures from spring break I'll try to post sometime soon. Take care and come down and visit!!!
Kurt
- Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 19:50:37 (EDT)

Hey Kurt! How's everybody been doing? I was wondering if there were going to be any new updates on the pictures? Seems like forever since i've seen everybody. Well, take care.. More later...
Dave B. <dbuck00@pipeline.uafortsmith.edu>
- Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 12:48:55 (EDT)

The folks I feel the sorriest for are Arab Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting
EP
- Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 13:56:32 (EDT)

mary had a little lamb yum yum yum, my dog doesn't think he is a person he thinks we are all dogs, you've only lost it if you never find it,everything is half of something except for nothing,the fish was so big I could only look at half at a time, I dont know is an answer, marriage is titt for tatt & sometimes just tatt
Ep
- Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 15:57:17 (EST)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."-Albert Einstein
Ep
- Sunday, March 13, 2005 at 14:50:22 (EST)

I come from a small drinking village with a fishing problem!
ep
- Thursday, February 24, 2005 at 16:47:14 (EST)

hi! waz up? i'm fine! how are u? g2g. see ya later. ttyl
Jessica <cuno95@Hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, February 22, 2005 at 16:03:20 (EST)

Happy Valentine's Day all!!
Dave B. <dbuck00@pipeline.uafortsmith.edu>
- Monday, February 14, 2005 at 13:10:37 (EST)

Hey dudes, check out our website!!!RIOT LIFE
Riot Life
- Thursday, February 03, 2005 at 20:59:42 (EST)

testtesttest
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- Thursday, February 03, 2005 at 20:55:35 (EST)

Three types of people in the world...those who can count, and those who can't
ep
- Thursday, January 27, 2005 at 16:56:34 (EST)

Ten Reasons Why "Scooby Doo" Was A Drug-Influenced Cartoon
Scooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw them before Scoob and Shaggy.
Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.
Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear him and understand him.
Scooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the monster because they were tripping over themselves and couldn't see where they were going.
They were always deluded and warped by thinking they were dressed up in some costumes and entertained the monster.
Shaggy always said "like" to the extreme, i.e. "like ZOIKS, Scoob, let's get outta here!!" What's a zoik?
Scooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van (doing who knows what).
They drove around in the MYSTERY MACHINE, which had that weird trippy design on it's side.
Shaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing.
Look at Shaggy; the way he dressed, his goatee, etc., 'nuff said.

Shaggy
- Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 14:30:49 (EST)

and I would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids ...
Old Man Withers
- Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 14:26:25 (EST)

Well I sat there at the table, and I acted real naive, for I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve.John Prine
John
- Saturday, January 22, 2005 at 16:34:43 (EST)

I didn't get where I am today worrying about how I'll feel tomorrow
Ron White
- Friday, January 21, 2005 at 19:43:30 (EST)

If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
Earl
- Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 18:49:16 (EST)

"The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get" right Joe?
Don Henley
- Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 15:05:52 (EST)

Robby, What's a wheather?
Joe Walsh
- Wednesday, January 19, 2005 at 14:38:09 (EST)

That ski trip was the greatest to bad we didnt have our guitars to rock the neighbors in 0 degree wheather!!!!!
Robby <rufishin2@bellsouth.net>
- Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 21:02:37 (EST)

"Luck is the corner where preparation meets opportunity"
EP
- Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 18:43:30 (EST)