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- Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 14:05:06 (EST)
Our Constitution "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore."
- Tuesday, December 28, 2004 at 13:12:11 (EST)
i would like to have my stapler back-milton
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 12:16:58 (EST)
Don't forget expensive sun glasses!
EP jr.
- Tuesday, November 23, 2004 at 12:30:39 (EST)
"Give a man a fish and he has fish for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs."
- Monday, November 22, 2004 at 18:31:47 (EST)
"Luck is the corner where preparation meets opportunity"
- Thursday, November 18, 2004 at 19:21:37 (EST)
Git R' Done
Larry the cable guy
- Wednesday, November 17, 2004 at 11:38:43 (EST)
Congrats Dave B. whoever you are. (Hopefully a 'Nole)And GWB is going to have to clean out his about four years!!! Yea baby!!
- Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 14:43:15 (EST)
It's going great! A lot more fun than high school! And besides, I'm blowing my high school grades out of the water with an A and three B's. I never did this good in high school. How's everybody there? Tell Aunie,Savannah, and Aunt Sheryl i said hey.. More later..
Dave B. <>
- Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 09:42:18 (EST)
How's college life DaveB?
- Tuesday, November 09, 2004 at 15:45:20 (EST)
Just sitting here being bored at work and decided to check out the site. Still looks cool.. More later..
Dave B. <>
- Tuesday, November 09, 2004 at 11:04:08 (EST)
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Earl again
- Monday, November 08, 2004 at 19:44:14 (EST)
- Saturday, November 06, 2004 at 17:07:57 (EST)
And the next obvious one ...Clean out your office George Bush!... well maybe.
John K.
- Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 15:42:14 (EST)
Clean out your office Dave Wannstedt!
Steve S.
- Monday, November 01, 2004 at 10:08:19 (EST)
Clean out your office Ron Zook!
Steve S.
- Monday, October 25, 2004 at 16:05:12 (EDT)
Janka <>
- Monday, October 18, 2004 at 04:15:32 (EDT)
UK is a copy cat!
- Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 14:33:54 (EDT)
I'd give my left arm to be ambidexterous!
- Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 09:33:53 (EDT)
><))))))^'>In the Masters' chambers, they gatherd for the feast, they stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast<'((((((><
- Friday, October 15, 2004 at 16:22:55 (EDT)
F.I.N.S. suc suc suc
Dol Fan
- Monday, October 11, 2004 at 10:18:29 (EDT)
true factGeorge Bush still cries at the end of Charlotte's web....After he listens to the book on tape.
John Kerry
- Friday, October 08, 2004 at 16:37:09 (EDT)
Florida! It's what's for Dinner!
Atlantic Hurricanes
- Friday, September 24, 2004 at 13:09:01 (EDT)
MAHI its whats for DINNER
- Monday, September 20, 2004 at 19:21:52 (EDT)
Instant gratification takes too long.
The Minute Man
- Sunday, September 19, 2004 at 16:47:49 (EDT)
Non-violence is the policy of the vegetable kingdom
John Rambo
- Sunday, September 19, 2004 at 16:44:35 (EDT)
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
E. Jr.
- Sunday, September 19, 2004 at 16:42:43 (EDT)
Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate My Cubicle.....
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a f&*%in box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.

...and the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle....
1. You can't slam the door on your way out when you quit.

- Friday, September 17, 2004 at 11:53:47 (EDT)
May a school of ravenous grunts follow you all the days of your life
- Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 20:46:26 (EDT)
Lloyd: Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your 'Hey Soul Classics'?
J-Man: No, my brother, you have to go buy your own.

Lloyd Dobler
- Friday, September 10, 2004 at 16:28:08 (EDT)
Start slow and taper off.
Jose Jemeniz
- Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:36:52 (EDT)
The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.
- Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 15:34:12 (EDT)
If he's a teenage labotomy, whys he getting a PHD
Austin <dude looks like a lady>
- Saturday, September 04, 2004 at 20:42:51 (EDT)
For those without powered refrigerators in the upcoming days.
Hector R.
- Saturday, September 04, 2004 at 10:35:34 (EDT)
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Sunday, August 29, 2004 at 20:47:48 (EDT)
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
- Sunday, August 29, 2004 at 20:40:51 (EDT)
Flying out to Vegas I saw what looked like trees talking to me ...Trees can you believe it?
- Saturday, August 21, 2004 at 23:21:08 (EDT)
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling"GW 1/23/04
- Sunday, August 15, 2004 at 20:55:51 (EDT)
I'll drink to that...
- Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 08:42:55 (EDT)
4 more beers!
- Tuesday, August 10, 2004 at 10:33:13 (EDT)
4 more years?
- Monday, August 09, 2004 at 19:30:13 (EDT)
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

George W. Bush

- Sunday, August 08, 2004 at 00:03:35 (EDT)
Mother Nature likes to play games with my off days!
- Wednesday, August 04, 2004 at 19:43:30 (EDT)
Florida Keys Woman, 69, Charged With Shooting At Lobster Divers
Click Here for details.
... and I thought we had all the fun!

- Saturday, July 31, 2004 at 22:04:01 (EDT)
Well.....Here I am..... /../ Rock on
Austin/Kurt's son
- Saturday, July 31, 2004 at 19:43:40 (EDT)
In the long run, we are all dead.
- Saturday, July 31, 2004 at 16:40:23 (EDT)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Big Al
- Saturday, July 31, 2004 at 15:42:05 (EDT)
There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unkowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don't know. But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don't know we don't know. -- Donald Rumsfeld
- Saturday, July 31, 2004 at 15:21:37 (EDT)
RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 21:11:53 (EDT)
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 21:09:26 (EDT)
Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
Mike M.
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 21:08:21 (EDT)
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally
W.C. Fields
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 21:05:24 (EDT)
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Ellis Rubin <>
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 21:04:19 (EDT)
No good deed goes unpunished
- Thursday, July 22, 2004 at 20:57:24 (EDT)
If people weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of Meat?
Earl again
- Saturday, July 17, 2004 at 08:29:02 (EDT)
fishing is as fishing does - doesn't u wanna go fishing?
thinkbout it
- Friday, July 16, 2004 at 21:39:32 (EDT)
Sex is like math. Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray u dont multiply
Earl of course
- Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 18:01:10 (EDT)
rocky balboa <>
- Saturday, July 03, 2004 at 21:55:35 (EDT)
Hey Kurt, I sent a e-mail to the webmaster. Stu
Stuart Graham <>
- Thursday, July 01, 2004 at 11:44:59 (EDT)
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Arlo Guthrie
- Friday, June 25, 2004 at 18:13:26 (EDT)
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
- Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 22:32:26 (EDT)
"Give a man a fish and he has fish for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs."
Earl of course
- Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 10:53:53 (EDT)
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
- Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 10:29:44 (EDT)
One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 10:25:59 (EDT)
Forget Earl, I think Davie is the cute one in the family!
Jackie Johnson
- Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 10:45:45 (EDT)
"Man is but a strand in the complex web of life"
Earl of course
- Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 20:40:16 (EDT)
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Earl jr.
- Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:21:41 (EDT)
It's a dangerous business going out your front door
Bilbo Baggins
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 18:23:53 (EDT)
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
AT Thru Hiker
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 18:20:44 (EDT)
I don't see whats wrong with bare arms, as long as their not like the ones on Grandma Earl...
Earl jr.
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 10:25:56 (EDT)
I say we keep and "Arm Bears".
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 07:47:38 (EDT)
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
-U. S. Constitution, "Amendment II"
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 22:34:12 (EDT)
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.'"
Ken Konecki, July 27, 1992
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 22:33:11 (EDT)
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain
Pliny the Elder
- Monday, May 10, 2004 at 22:26:32 (EDT)
I like beer.
It makes me a jolly good fellow.

- Friday, May 07, 2004 at 10:27:04 (EDT)
Win or loose........I booze.
- Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 20:32:07 (EDT)
Speaking of Albert Einstein:Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 22:14:12 (EDT)
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 22:07:49 (EDT)
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
earl jr.
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 21:58:27 (EDT)
"Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths."
- Thursday, April 29, 2004 at 17:25:56 (EDT)
Thank you sir may I have another...
- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 18:11:25 (EDT)
Here's a bar we need to visit!


Jupiter, Florida Location Of Tropical Tiki Bar Used In The Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett Music Video "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere."

- Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 16:03:18 (EDT)
" Legalize it don't criticize it! "
- Friday, April 23, 2004 at 11:13:10 (EDT)
"Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes too."
- Thursday, April 22, 2004 at 21:25:35 (EDT)
I'll have to vote for vast wasteland myself ... but, entertaining none the less ...
- Wednesday, April 21, 2004 at 15:12:04 (EDT)
It's been awhile...Kurt - Five years of archives guestbook entries! Talk about a store of knowledge (Or a vast wasteland)Everyone a "GO" this Sunday?
- Tuesday, April 20, 2004 at 12:50:10 (EDT)
If Common sense is common? How come I never see any?
- Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 20:31:28 (EDT)
Did you know that they give out free samples of beer at the Hospitality House at Busch Gardens? The only problem is that I couldn't get a Yuengling.
Earl jr.
- Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 09:35:50 (EDT)
Redfish Saturday AM 9:39 PM 4/10/2004 20#22# 42"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I only fish on days that end In "Y"!!
- Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 21:44:34 (EDT)
- Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 16:12:19 (EST)
"Diplomacy-The art of saying 'Nice liver' till you can find a beer."
- Monday, March 22, 2004 at 11:13:21 (EST)
The liver is evil, it must be punished
- Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 20:15:28 (EST)
"Diplomacy-The art of saying 'Nice doggie' till you can find a rock."
- Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 21:11:16 (EST)
Thanks from BOBMUGU ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
- Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 09:57:16 (EST)
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ... Good.

- Monday, March 01, 2004 at 21:41:26 (EST)
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

- Monday, March 01, 2004 at 21:39:57 (EST)
"When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and the salt."
- Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 21:05:26 (EST)
~Fishing: The removal of lifes pollutants from one's mind~
- Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 16:28:31 (EST)
A Man's view.....It is important for men to remember that as women grow olderit becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeepingas they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how I handle the situation.When I chucked my job and took early retirement a year ago,it became necessary for Nancy to get a full-time job both for extraincome and for health insurance benefits that we need. She was a trainedlab tech when we met thirty some years ago and was fortunate to land a jobat the local medical center as a phlebotomist.It was shortly after she started working at this job that Inoticed thatshe was beginning to show her age. I usually get home fromfishing or hunting about the same time she gets home from work.Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to restfor half an hour or so before she starts supper. I try not to yell ather when this happens. Instead, I tell her to take her time. I understandthat she is not as young as she used to be. I just tell her to wake mewhen she finally does get supper on the table.She used to wash and dry the dishes as soon as we finishedeating. It is now not unusual for them to sit on the table for severalhours after supper. I do what I can by reminding her several times eachevening that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciatesthis, as it does seem to help her get them done before she goes to bed.Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When she wasyounger, Nancy used to be able to go up and down the stairs all day and notget tired.Now that she is older she seems to get tired so much morequickly. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. Idon't make a big issue of this. As long as she finishes up the laundrythe next evening I am willing to overlook it. Not only that, butunless I need something ironed to wear to the Monday's lodge meeting or toWednesday's or Saturday's poker club or to Tuesday's or Thursday'sbowling or something alike that, I will tell her to wait until the nextevening to do the ironing.This gives her a little more time to do some of those oddsand ends things like shampooing the dog, vacuuming, or dusting.Also, if I have had a really good day fishing, this allows her to gut and scalethe fish at a more leisurely pace. Nancy is starting to complain a littleoccasionally. Not often, mind you, but just enough for me to notice. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to paythe monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, Icontinue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out overtwo or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much.I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and thenwouldn't hurt her any, if you know what I mean. When doing simplejobs she seems to think she needs more rest periods than she used to have totake. A couple of weeks ago she said she had to take a break whenshe was only half finished mowing the yard. I overlook moments likethese because I realize it's just age talking. In fact, I try to notembarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and justsit for a while. I tell her that as long as she is making one forherself, she may as well make one for me and take her break by the hammock so she cantalk with me until I fall asleep.I could go on and on, but I think you know where I'm comingfrom. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I supportNancy on a daily basis. I'm not saying that the ability to show this muchconsideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will findit impossible.No one knows better than I do how frustrating women canbecome as they get older. My purpose in writing this is simply to suggest thatyou make the effort. I realize that achieving the exemplary level ofshowing consideration I have attained is out of reach for theaverage man.However, guys, even if you just yell at your wife a littleless often because of this article, I will consider that writing it wasworthwhile. __________________________________________
Bubba Jr
- Monday, February 23, 2004 at 17:49:23 (EST)
Case of beer = 24 cans,
I.Q. = 24,
Huh? What was the question?

- Monday, February 23, 2004 at 16:43:30 (EST)
24 Beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... Coincidence? I think NOT!
- Saturday, February 21, 2004 at 12:46:57 (EST)
Earl said it, I believe it, that settles it!
Earl's best friend
- Friday, February 20, 2004 at 17:22:26 (EST)
Words of Wisdom: Many a problem will solve itself, if we forget it and go FISHING!!
- Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 17:17:13 (EST)
I fish, therefore I am
- Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 21:42:22 (EST)
I fish because voices in my head tell me too...
- Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 20:09:55 (EST)
Earl, Davie's father says: "If you look real close when you'z out in that hay field today, the world's turning like this. In other words, Okeechobee's the center of the hub."
Earl Speaks
- Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 16:10:11 (EST)

Davie's a Star
- Monday, February 16, 2004 at 22:35:34 (EST)
Yipee, Bernie Prarmalee Is goin to show me how to run the rock....
Ricky Williams
- Wednesday, February 04, 2004 at 22:35:04 (EST)
Dan Marino
- Tuesday, February 03, 2004 at 19:43:55 (EST)
I happened on to your site looking for a sauce recipe for Mahi Mahi. I was quite entertained and I think I should attend your next New Year's Eve party (or some party, whatever the occasion, don't ya think). If you have a wonderful sauce for Mahi Mahi, please end it on. No obligation! Thanks. Leigha
Leigha Shelton <>
- Friday, January 30, 2004 at 20:05:34 (EST)
Was ist lose mine Kommissar?
- Tuesday, January 27, 2004 at 14:49:10 (EST)
So, what the hell is a MUGU anyway? I looked around and found this:

It is certainly a taunt, as Nigerians use the word "mugu" to refer to "fools or gullible persons",
and the term is being used in some quarters as slang referring to the Nigerian/419 scammers.

Check this link out:
Check this link out:

Mugu Buster
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 18:42:44 (EST)
Mark <>
- Wednesday, January 14, 2004 at 14:24:22 (EST)
Dave Wannstedt, you're fired!
Dan Marino <>
- Monday, January 12, 2004 at 20:53:56 (EST)

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